- Written by Toni, with sidenotes from Lovino-
It's 1 in the morning right? We're tired. We're bored. Then Lovi pops out from somewhere with, low and behold... a safe! He says that he's been trying to open it for 5 years, and that it has lots of money in it.
I, being Toni, the sexy Spainard I am, decided that we should take the stealthy approach to opening the safe! Starting with the simple, sticking a broken metal rod into the lock. We soon found out though, that this was no ordinary lock in the safe. This was a complex lock that was apparently immune to my sexy good looks, and charms. (( romano: BULLSHIT THAT WAS THE MOST SIMPLE LOCK EVER FRANCING MADE!!! )) So after my failed attempts of opening it with the piece of metal, Lovi decides that maybe a hammer would be a good approach to opening the safe! ((romano: FK YES IT WAS)) Except that it didn't work. It managed to pry open the side of the metal safe, but the lock was still secure, keeping the lid tightly shut. After all the traditional technics didn't work, we went for the more techincal way of opening it; swearing, and begging. Yelling at it, prying it open more with the hammer, jiggling around with the lock, hammering nails into the lock, trying to charm it open with our Italian and Spanish hottness, and everything along those line. Believe me. We tried everything. By time, Spain had reached his limit with that safe. I was trying to grab the hammer from Romano, and I was fully ready to just smash it until it opened. Unfortunately, Lovi wouldn't let me go that far... Unfortunately. ((romano: =3= note.... i lost the fking key....)) During our struggle, we had used wood to try and turn the lock to open, so there were wood splinters everywhere. Since I'm so freaking accident prone, I had a sliver stuck in my finger, and while Romano was still prying the side of the safe open with his hammer, I was using the tweasers to get the sliver out of my finger. You have to aknowledge at this point, that it's been an hour an a half into breaking open the safe. We're tired, and we've pretty much reached the point of insanity. So I was pulling at the sliver, and threatening it with all I had. Saying I was glad we chopped down his tree, and that I hoped we chopped down all his family trees, ect. I WAS TIRED. Then all of a sudden, POP. Lovi's sitting there with the hammer, and a broken safe, the happiest (slightly insane) smile, I've ever seen on him. ((romano: FK OFF IT WAS 2 AM. I WAS TIRED AS HELL!!! I WANTED THE FKING MONEY )) After an hour and an effing half, Lovi had broken the safe. For good. ((romano: and the limit of my sanity.... )) I mean really, that safe was seriously messed up after we'd been working on it for so long... After a good five minutes of inasne laughter, we open it, and look inside to see our treasure. (( romano: *facepalm* so god help me ... i fking died a little inside.... an hour and a half for fking... nothing.... )) A notepad, a couple writing items, a bunch of receipts, a broken nail clipper, two sparkly Jonas Brothers stickers, a bunch of coupons, and.... Yep. Here comes the real prize. 11 FKING PENNIES! HELL YEAH. I say it was worth it. ((romano: ... fk that... worth it? i just spent almost 2 hours to earn fking 11 fking pennies?!?!?! ))
-Lovino takes over-
so... you just heard the story of how me and antonio ... "bond" .... yea.. thats fking right... we bond by cracking open fking safes of the enemy mafia's that dont pay us shit... well then.... while toni stares at me from the side... i'm just thinking about how much more shit is going to go on tomorrow... well.. we needed this.. after 6 hours of fking painting everything white ((hehehe.... paint it white? get it? dont be a noob =_= )) we needed some excitment... and frankly.... i think my parents hate us now XDDDD well then.... while i try to gather my sanity again............................. what sanity......... Antonio is going to sign us off.....
Don't forget these rules. 1. No running at the pool. 2. Always use a fresh condom. 3. Never eat England's cooking, (coughorLovi'scough) 4. Never give a Spaniard a hammer. 5. ... Kids eat free on Tuesdays at Perkins. Have a good life!!
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MY COOKING ISNT THAT BAD!! ))